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Funny one-liners

Thursday, August 4, 2011

I was looking for funny quotes or one-lines to wake me up and stumbled along the following:

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
- Robert Frost

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
- Franklin P. Jones

I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I’m perfect.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather… not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it?

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station… [my favorite!]

What do you think? Funny no? These can be used for funny tshirts…to spread the laughter!

Posted by kumarenggrace at 11:02 am | permalink

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problema niyo ito nina abel no? “The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.”

Posted by eks at August 4, 2011, 1:20 pm

I was waiting to read, “when I read that sex is bad, i stopped reading.” hehehehe

Hi, KG! It’s been a long time! I missed reading your blogs, and your comments on mine, too. i’ll be blogging more often soon.

Posted by Ejay BossBear at August 5, 2011, 12:46 am

eks, oo nga eh! pero i don’t mind! he he!

ej, pwede yang idea mo! nice one! anyway, i blog more often sa kumarenggrace.com.

Posted by kumarenggrace at August 9, 2011, 6:31 am

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