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Friday, July 2, 2010

It’s Friday once again! I love Fridays! Fridays are usually laid back (yes, even at work…I even run out of Web sites to visit and end up on sites like pcrepairdirectory.com or carinsurancelist.com!). And, of course, it means weekends are on the horizon! he he!

Anyway, just sharing with you some more laughs to get you through the weekend!

Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office:
“Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”

*****

In a Podiatrist’s office:
“Time wounds all heels.”

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On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon :
Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels

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On another Septic Tank Truck:
“We’re #1 in the #2 business”

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At a Proctologist’s door:
“To expedite your visit please back in.”

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On a Plumber’s truck:
“We repair what your husband fixed.”

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On another Plumber’s truck:
“Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber..”

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On a Church’s Billboard:
“7 days without God makes one weak.”

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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
“Invite us to your next blowout.”

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On a Plastic Surgeon’s Office door:
“Hello. Can we pick your nose?”

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At a Towing company:
“We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.”

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On an Electrician’s truck:
“Let us remove your shorts.”

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In a Nonsmoking Area:
“If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”

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On a Maternity Room door:
“Push. Push. Push.”

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At an Optometrist’s Office :
“If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”

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On a Taxidermist’s window:
“We really know our stuff.”

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On a Fence:
“Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!”

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At a Car Dealership:
“The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”

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Outside a Muffler Shop:
“No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”

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In a Veterinarian’s waiting room:
“Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”

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At the Electric Company :
“We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don’t, you will be.”

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In a Restaurant window :
“Don’t stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.”

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In the front yard of a Funeral Home :
“Drive carefully. We’ll wait. ”

Have a great weekend every one!

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