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Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Laughter can be one great fitness equipment. So here, let’s all have some good laugh! Enjoy!

Question: If you could live forever, would you and Why?

Answer: ”I would not live forever, because we should not
live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever,
then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever,
which is why I would not live forever,”

–Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

*****

“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very
important part of your life,”

– Brooke Shields, during an interview to become
Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.

*****

“I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,”

–Winston Bennett,
University of Kentucky basketball forward.

*****

“Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the
lowest crime rates in the country,”

–Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

*****

“That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death
by a jackass, and I’m just the one to do it,”

–A congressional candidate in Texas.

*****

“Half this game is ninety percent mental.”

–Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark

*****

“It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s
the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.”

“We are ready for an unforeseen event that
may or may not occur.”

–Al Gore, Vice President

*****

“We’ve got to pause and ask ourselves: How much
clean air do we need?”

–Lee Iacocca

*****

“We don’t necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude
certain types of people.”

– Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.

*****

“If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.”

–Bill Clinton, President

*****

“Your food stamps will be stopped effective
March 1992 because we received notice that
you passed away. May God bless you. You may
reapply if there is a change in your circumstances.”

–Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

*****

“If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack
in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their
heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when
they wake up dead, there’ll be a record.”

–Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman

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Fake La Nina?

I’m sure I’ve read somewhere that PAGASA has said that “El Nino is out; get ready for La Nina.”

So how come it’s still hot?

I was actually jumping for joy when, during my trip, I heard that it was raining in the Philippines. But I was so disappointed when I got back. Ten minutes in the airport and I was already perspiring.

I know that it rains often now, but I can’t help but notice that the weather hasn’t turned to cool yet! I still often find myself bathed in perspiration! Ok, that might be an exaggeration, but still, you get my point.

Come on cool weather, get out of your hibernation and bump of this sweltering heat!

I hope it’s not a fake La Nina!

Or is PAGASA pulling our legs [I’m calling a mesothelioma lawyer!]?

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