What would be a greater way to start your week than to know who your real friends are?
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Is the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. / Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD / MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying ‘ we screwed up… but that was fun! ‘
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say ‘I’M HOME!’
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you
Have a great week everyone!
PS, One more fool-proof way to know who your real friends are: Take a long vacation and do not stay in those posh las vegas or new orleans hotels, but instead at cheap hotels. If you survive the trip and do not rip each other’s throat at some point, you’re real friends! This is tested and proven!
ay ang dami ko palang FAKE friends hahaha
Posted by kaka at October 7, 2009, 4:38 pmAll comments are moderated. Your comments will not appear here unless approved by the blog owner. Thank you.
ah…the joy and pain of real friends…lol. kg, let me know who’s talking bad about you and i’ll know their teeth out for you…lol.
Posted by kayni at October 6, 2009, 2:59 am